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Have you ever just wanted to tell people off, well not so much as tell them off but tell them how you honestly felt....here goes:

.... Your clothes are too effing tight...OMG...I know you must know but just in case you're in denial....your clothes are too effing tight.

.... Your wife is loud, ghetto, crass and no one likes to be around her.

.... I know you're lonely but you can't go around falling in love lust with women that you don't know. You've already been to "the pen" over one of these crazy psychos. She's on her way, just be patient.

.... You're not my type, so please stop trying to convince me. Plus I don't think your wife would appreciate it.

.... Why are you always effing depressed? Get the f@#% over it! you're smart, pretty, and talented. Effing live for God's sake...live your very best life because you only have one chance to do it.

.... You're a selfish son-of-a-bitch. Money isn't everything and it won't make you happy.

.... Just because you had a horrible childhood and was abused doesn't mean your kid have to experience the same thing.

.... I know you've lost a whole lot of weight....which is great, but I think it's time you buy some new clothes to fit your new body. You may want to start by being fitted for a real bra.

.... You know you're gay and I know you're gay, come on out of the closet. I will love you no matter what.

.... Really, going natural is not for everyone.

.... Just go ahead and walk away, it will be o.k.