Random Randomness!

Lately I've been thinking about just random stuff, not sure I should share with my many, many followers (actually it's only two). I wouldn't want them to think I'm weird, too late now.

I think the big G has called J.C. into his office for a parent/teacher conference to discuss the behavior of his out of control children.
G: The humans have been a little out of control lately.
J.C.: Yes I know, I've tried disciplining them and putting them in time-out but nothing seems to be working.
G: You need to get a handle of your children. If I have to discipline them there will be consequences and repercussions.
J.C.: Do you...

What's with animals gone wild? First Marty (zebra in Madagascar) was taking a stroll downtown, then a bison was spotted on one of the interstates, and last but not least, your killer pet whale decided to show you some moves and take you on a permanent swim.

First there was the earthquake in Hai.ti, now another one in Chi.le. It keeps snowing in Geor.gia, snowing I say. Mother (nature) is pissed. Don't make mother angry, you won't like to see mother when she's angry.

Ok people, I know that most of us wish deep in our hearts that we could skip Spring and move on to Summer. But if it's 30 degrees outside, maybe you shouldn't be wearing FLIP FLOPS, I know for a fact that your toes are frozen and about to fall off from frostbite. Don't think missing toes are a good look for Spring or Summer.