Can I Have a Rant and a Side Order of Vent?

I've been missing from the blog world for a while but now I'm back, if only to rant. So let  the venting begin......

... I woke up at 4 a.m. for no apparent reason and couldn't go back to sleep. What better time to have a convo with the "man that lives above the clouds"?

... Does anyone really care about Spei.di's sex tape? I mean really, who wants to see a crazy-ass, I'm a media ho Spen.cer have sex with a plastic doll? Anyone? Anyone? I didn't think so.

... My little sister is getting married next year and I'm a bit jealous, there I said it.

... Just because it's important to you, doesn't mean it has to be important to me. I simply don't care. This by in no way makes me selfish, it's just that while I was making you a priority, you were making me an option.

... This is not much of a rant but I lost 0.4 lbs between Aug.ust 9 and Aug.ust 27, not that it's important to you.

Ok, I feel a little better now.