Hey y'all! My twisted sister Truthful Sarcasm asked me to drop a few lines of cynicism and fabulousness to usher you all into the new year. OK she didn't say that, but it sounded nice :-).
Seriously though, I do want to usher you into the New Year with a very important spin on a very popular issue - daddy issues. Now, there are tons of us girls out there who can truly sing along with Austin Powers - Daddy, daddy wasn't there! Or maybe the lyrics are different for some of us - Daddy, daddy was there but it would have been better if he wasn't! Yes, some of us have some daddy issues. But I'm here to address those women who want to blame their rubbish on daddy issues. Not all issues are daddy issues, mmk?
Some of you are just a$$holes. Period. Don't blame your daddy for that. Some of you have poor judgment. Don't blame your daddy for that either. Some of you pick the wrong men. Don't blame your daddy for that either. In fact, some of you pick guys who are NOTHING like your crazy daddy. Don't blame him for that either!
Simply put, starting in 2012, I want you to OWN your issues. Don't go around blaming your daddy for everything that's wrong with you. You're giving your daddy too much power. And if he's truly the low-life you think he is, why is he affecting your life so much? Why is he causing you to make bad decisions? Mmmhmmm.
*drops mic and walks off.*
Sincerely,
PearlsandPeeptoes
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Thank you PearlsandPeeptoes for the wonderful guest post. You are truly my twisted sista.
You're welcome! I'm happy that my alter ego is always welcome here :-)
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