After being hood.winked and bam.boozled into starting a blog, here it is finally (peer pressure is a bee.yotch). After months and months and months of being a lurker, I decided or better yet, it was decided for me that I should entertain the masses with the satire that is my life.
A little known black.history.fact about me, I'm an imperfect perfectionist. How can that be, you say....here's a hint ....sarcasm is my super power. I have an awesome son, commonly known as "the prince", who keeps me grounded and highly entertained. You'll hear more about him in upcoming blogs.
Then there's the boyfriend, better known as, well, "the boyfriend" (Hey babe!). We've been together on-and-off for an entire decade, that's 10 years people....10 YEARS (insert episode of Sex.And.The.City). You may be wondering, why aren't we married yet, well I've been wondering the same thing for an entire decade (All in favor of me walking away, say I). Truth be told, he still gives me butterflies after all this time.
Next in line is the baby.daddy or as he prefers to be called "sperm.donor". Need I say more?
Last and certainly not least, the master behind all this genius, I introduce to you...... my conscious (the gay best friend, the divorcee, the professional student, and J.C.). I would be less of a smart.ass without you.
Now that we've been formally introduced, take a seat, relax, and have a glass of chardonnay. We're all friends.
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PS - The Prince is also known as my boyfriend, thank you.
you called him boyfriend - ahhhhh! (screaming really loudly)
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