The M.A.R.T.A Chronicles: 10 Things Not to Do While on the Train

Everytime I get on the train, I see and hear things no one should, so I've come up with my top ten things not to do while riding transit.

10. Clip your nasty ass toenails, that shyt can accidentally fly and poke someone's eye out.

9. Floss your teeth....just gross.

8. Comb you child's hair....need I say more.

7. Change clothes, this one I've actually seen with my own eyes. My retenas have been scarred for life.

6. Have a conversation on your cell phone about your baby daddy locked up in the pokey...I wouldn't want anyone to know if it was me.

5. Play your ghetto southern music so loud, I don't like or listen toGucci.Mane or Waka.Flaka.Flame or Roscoe.Dash or Soulja.Boy.

4. Talk about your many conquest from the previous night. Although it's entertaining I really don't care that much.

3. This one is especially for the men, if you see me reading a book or listening to music, please, please, please, don't try to talk to me. I'm just not interested.

2. If I'm reading a book please don't peer over my shoulder to read along with me, it's just rude.

1. Huck a lugee and spit on the floor....I can't even tell you how effing disgusting that shyt is, you nasty mofo.