I have seen and heard some shyt when riding the M.A.R.T.A, but today I was shocked and amazed. Firstly, I had no idea that the "cigarette man" even existed, and secondly, I had no idea that the "cigarette man" even existed.
So, this very pregnant woman and by very pregnant I mean the baby was about to fall out of her va.jay.jay any minute, but I digress. So, this pregnant woman walks up to the "cigarette man" and buys a cigarette (insert shocked) and to make it even worse, he asked her when she was due while taking her money and handing her a cigarette? (insert amazed). I'm sorry Mr. Cigarette Man, but didn't you notice her protruding belly, or was that not much of a hint for you that she shouldn't be smoking. I can't believe you really sold her a cigarette! Really? Seriously?
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